There Goes The Bruins Neighborhood

Full disclosure - I cannot fucking stand Jack Edwards. I find him forced, way over the top most of the time and his use of the same fucking phrases over and over and fucking over nauseates me to no end ('saucer pass, D to D, over the spoked B, off the half boards and the shot's into the protective netting'). Like 'netting' just might imply 'protective', you fucking braying jackass! If I watch a Bruins game, it's either with the TV sound off or I tune 98.5 The Sports Hub and listen to their audio instead.

Now that that's off my chest, I have some really bad news for those of you who hate Edwards as much as I do:

Report: Jack Edwards signs contract extension to keep calling Bruins games https://t.co/PM8sMJg1Lw pic.twitter.com/0cKrIrKx5d

— WEEI (@WEEI) June 21, 2018

Naturally, Shank likes the move:

This is good. Love Jack Edwards https://t.co/ElBhbtCMHO

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) June 21, 2018