He's Just Asking The Question!

Shank gives us his thoughts on the 2018 Boston Red Sox, who will start the regular season tomorrow:

Are fans ready to embrace these Red Sox right off the bat?

TAMPA — It would be impossible to script a more bland Opening Day. It is as if the Baseball Gods conspired to give the Red Sox an opportunity to fly under the radar for a while.

Boston’s 2018 Olde Towne Team — almost the exact same cast of characters that inspired apathy and some legitimate disdain while winning a second straight division title last year — will open its season Thursday afternoon at 4 p.m., 1,400 miles from home in the worst ballpark in the majors against perhaps the worst team in the majors while folks back in Boston are looking at snowbanks, gearing up for Celtics and Bruins playoffs, and still asking why Malcolm Butler did not play in the Super Bowl.

Can Shank paint a worse assessment of this team than that? Read on and find out (hint - yes, he can!).