Dan Shaughnessy, Still An Asshole - IV

Yes, the Roman numeral above should be a lot higher.

If Pete Carroll doesn’t lose his mind and falcons don’t choke away 28-3, patriots would be looking at historic 5 game super bowl losing streak.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) February 8, 2018

We could also say "If David Tyree and Mario Manningham didn't make those two catches, Tom Brady's probably retired now with seven Super Bowl wins." That, however, would require a positive outlook on things and it's been demonstrated here time and time again this is simply not in Shank's DNA.

You bet some followers have a problem with this tweet:

Key word in there fruitcake. (If)

— Scott Zolak(@scottzolak) February 8, 2018

Is there any doubt about how Zo feels towards Shank?

Early entry for the thread winner:

If my aunt had a dick, she’d be my uncle

— Will (@WOSullivan4) February 8, 2018

You must be great fun at parties.

— Ron Blythe (@RonBlythe) February 8, 2018

You mean the one's he's not invited to?

What about Tyree catch and Manningham. Ifs and buts

— nathanrichardson(@supernautoz) February 8, 2018

...and for the win!

Wait you said tomato cans now you're changing your story Dan....dang Dan you need positivity in your life 😃👍

— Beth (@MsMediaBeth) February 8, 2018

It was just last week that Shank claimed to hate hypotheticals, and we said 'unless it suits his purposes (about five posts down - Blogger's acting funny and I'm not gonna fetch the link tight now)'. Well, here you go.