Troll, Troll Troll Your Boat

It seems Shank's been laying it on thick over the past twenty-four hours. First it's with last night's game, starting where it always does - the freakin' coin flip:

Pats win coin toss. Don't Defer. The World Is Upside Down. NE has no respect for these guys
This One's Over

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) January 14, 2018

Carnac then peers into the future:

I can see how this is going to go:
Titans Tonight.
Jags Next Week
Eagles with Folesin Super Bowl.
Could this get any easier?

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) January 14, 2018

And as the Jacksonville Jaguars finish off the Pittsburgh Steelers a few minutes ago:

Standing between the Patriots and another trip to the Super Bowl:
Blake Bleeping Bortles.
Wow.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) January 14, 2018

Last but not least, Shank shows of his mad emoji skillz:

🍅🛢

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) January 14, 2018

It's gonna be a long week, isn't it?