Dick Nixon, Before He Dicks You!

Shank thought he was being cute with this tweet:

Caption contest? pic.twitter.com/Am0qGci8YG

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) July 26, 2016

Reader reaction was swift and brutal:

@Dan_Shaughnessy I am not a crook!

— Saul Marcus (@saulmarcus) July 26, 2016

@Dan_Shaughnessy @BenVolin Here we see a tyrannical egomaniac, and President Richard Nixon.

— Brett Bosse(@brett8055) July 26, 2016

@Dan_Shaughnessy tricky dick..andjust a dick!

— Michael Stuart (@mikestuart17) July 26, 2016

@Dan_Shaughnessy first time I'd ever choose Nixon in a popularity contest

— Jim Gallivan(@cabanaexile) July 26, 2016

@Dan_Shaughnessy @BenVolin "Fourgames! Brady's out four games! Yes!"

— Coach John Stepp(@jstepp58) July 26, 2016