Holy Cross

Since Shank's alma mater is in the NCAA basketball tournament, we are spared the pain of a picked up pieces column and get a halfway decent and completely predictable column instead.

If you remember the golden days of Holy Cross sports, you also remember the Korean War, iceboxes, the Army-McCarthy hearings, and the Boston Braves. You have qualified for Medicare and you can withdraw from your 401K without penalty.

I'm sure my grandfather does...