Living In The Past - Part Infinity

For the second time in less than a week, Shank wrote a column that was based in large part on his previous 'work' of his. This time around, he samples from many of his 2014 Red Sox columns instead:

Feb. 20 (me): “Edward Mujica is playing long toss and Hanley Ramirez is taking balls off the faux Green Monster in JetBlue Park and suddenly there is hope again. There is a reason to live. Things will get better.’’

Feb. 20 (John Farrell): “I like our rotation. Some people might view it as lacking, but I think this is going to be a very good pitching staff.’’

On and on it goes, until we get to the last paragraph, which contains this hot, hot take:

It will be fun to follow. But nobody really knows what is going to happen in the upcoming season.

Ever.

That's why he gets the big bucks, folks - to sample from his previous columns and give a solid non-opinion. At least we know what he'll be talking about tomorrow morning on 98.5 The Sports Hub...