Sunday Patriots Tweets, By Dan Shaughnessy

Here's Shank, beating a dead horse:

Pats win toss. Defer. Anybody examined how often Pats win toss? I smell scandal.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 27, 2015

We already ran the numbers for you; do try to keep up!

Here, a pasty-white Irishman with curly hair makes fun of other people's physical appearance / stature:

This game is such a layup, Kraftshave abandoned high-chairs. Bob and Jon at eye--level with others in box.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 27, 2015

Did he start early today?

Here comes the Pats' patented double score

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 27, 2015

Whatever that's supposed to mean...

Tongue-in-cheek humor or mathematically challenged? You make the call!

With Jets loss to Philly, Pats can clinch AFC East today

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 27, 2015