The CHB is presented with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity -- Red Sox players spending the night at Fenway Park -- and, as usual, he whiffs, mightily.
It's a column filled with cliche -- "Buchholz pitched like a guy who should have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express"; "These are guys who give 'safe at home' a whole new meaning"; a tortured pun on Hotel California -- and the almost obligatory snark about John Lackey's weight and the upper bunk.
That's really the best he come with? Fat jokes?
"... but those of us who work at the Henry-owned Globe are hoping he creates some sleepover space at our palatial offices at 135 Morrissey Boulevard."
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell does this have to do with anything?--M