DHL Dan - XX

The spring sports equinox is upon us. With so many different events going on, Shank can't pick just one, so he writes about all of them!

Picked-up pieces while waiting for Larry Lucchino to return a phone call . . .

Don't hold your breath, Shank - you burned your last bridge with the Red Sox organization. The only surprise is that it took this long.

Is your head spinning? The Sox are off and running. The Celtics and Bruins are readying for the playoffs. Tiger is getting ready to wear the red shirt at the Masters. Two Connecticut schools battled for the NCAA hockey championship in Pittsburgh Saturday night. The Red Sox play the major league’s only morning-start game on Monday and our city is peppered with folks from around the world who are here to watch and run in the 117th Boston Marathon.

Any word on where Tiger's gonna take a leak, Shank?

The rest of the column is predictable pablum; read at your own risk.