How does 73-0, Patriots, sound?Aside from the fact that Ray Rice could be playing in Foxboro next week if both the Ravens and Patriots win this weekend, this column's a big lump of something awful; we're only a lame song reference or two away from completely nuking this mailed-in hatchet job.
The Belichickmen are playing the Denver Broncos tonight in the latest Game of the Millennium and everything is going New England’s way. Again.
Could this be teed up any better? Could things be any easier for your New England Patriots?
Of all the playoff scenarios, the Patriots got the one they wanted. No Steelers this time. No Ray Rice. No Rex Ryan scheming. No elite quarterback on the other side.
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Saturday, January 14, 2012
DHL Dan X / Back On The Bandwagon
Yes indeed, we have the worst of both worlds!
Back on the bandwagon by displaying a gross level of football ignorance. "One of the worst defenses in NFL annals..." this despite giving up just ONE three-touchdown game all season and doing so against better offenses than what the Ravens and Broncos have dealt with. "No semblence of a running game..." this even though the run is outdated as a relevant offensive tool.
ReplyDeleteIt's scary that Shank is on the Patriots bandwagon now.
Correction - that should be "one FOUR-touchdown game all season."
ReplyDeleteMy attempt at a Shank imitation -
ReplyDelete"It promises to be a pleasant valley Sunday when Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, Joe Flacco, Edgar, Allen, and Poe arrive in Foxboro for the AFC Championship Game."