Dan has to write a column and this is what we get.
He starts inauspiciously by discussing the handshake and it is all downhill from there. A Roger Clemens reference and an "Animal House" reference make this classic Shank.
Shank was lamenting that there was no Greco-Roman wrestling match between Belichick and Mangini - apparantly he missed CBS' 12 PM pregame show which featured a hilarious CGI-created showdown and dance marathon between Belichick and Mangini.
At least Shank had some cleverness with the Clemens joke, but he missed the obvious one - is Kellen Clemens' trainer named Ben Dover the way Roger's was?
Shank was lamenting that there was no Greco-Roman wrestling match between Belichick and Mangini - apparantly he missed CBS' 12 PM pregame show which featured a hilarious CGI-created showdown and dance marathon between Belichick and Mangini.
ReplyDeleteAt least Shank had some cleverness with the Clemens joke, but he missed the obvious one - is Kellen Clemens' trainer named Ben Dover the way Roger's was?
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