Dan offers
his observations on Roger Clemens. And you might recognize a couple from
yesterday's column. If you needed more proof that yesterday's column was a meandering mess, Dan repeats Clemens' Red Sox win total and that he last pitched against the Red Sox in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS.
I'll bet Shank goes to his mirror and starts shouting "WOGER CWEMENS IS STANDING IS GEORGE'S BOX, AND WOGER CWEMENS IS COMING BACK! OH MY GOODNESS GWACIOUS! OF ALL THE DWAMATIC THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN, WOGER CWEMENS STANDING WIGHT IN GEORGE'S BOX ANNOUNCING HE IS BACK! WOGER CWEMENS IS NOW A NEW YORK YANKEE! WOGER IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!
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